the mta is the uber-taint

i think the mta is a bunch of sadistic fucks.

you and everyone else.

the alerts they send are either annoying or not useful.

yes.

and i can't tell you how many days i've rushed out of my house when i wanted to sleep a little longer just to end up standing on a platform for forever and end up late to work anyway.

me too.

if i'm going to be late, i'd rather get the sleep.

but you wouldn't have the good excuse.

true. (pause) and the fare increases! what the fuck? i'm going to have to pay more to get crappier service.

i know.

i'm getting a bike. i'm just going to ride to work. all the other hipsters are doing it. i'll take the train when the weather sucks.

which for you is any time it's below 50.

i'll get use to it.

sure.

why can't it just work the way i want it to!

Well, I had a shitty commute this morning. How are you doing?