where the fuck are my keys

Three times
Checked for the keys
Remember locking the door
Keep there
Each time
Keep checking
Still there
Last time
No more checking
You can always call the second set
If these
Spontaneously combust

I've only locked myself out twice. *knock wood* However, I occasionally get obsessive about checking for my keys. More often, I think "Shit, I know I left them." Then I check, and they are there. Maybe I just like the surprise/stress?