Work, damnit!
What's the matter?
This fucking thing won't bloody work!
Calm down.
NO! [throws object, pause] I feel better.
I think your warranty only covers accidental damage.
How will they know?
[from the device] Oh, we know. Mwuahahahahahahahaa.
My Kindle is acting up. I have not thrown it. Yet.
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