talkin' 'bout underpants

A
vicky wants to see my underpants

B
okay...

A
vicky wants to talk about them

B
um...

A
vicky thinks i'm funny

B
is that reason enough

A
vicky's paying me

B
oh. wait. that's

A
prostitution?

B
yeah or something

A
i'm not sleeping with her; i'm not even modeling them

B
it just seems ... off

A
eh. i still have $300.

I have way too many pairs of underpants. I do not like the word panties; it makes me feel like I'm five (in the bad way).